Been looking through the fics of my fanfiction.net and found a total of four bad reviews for 52 fics. Not bad, ne? Three of the bad ones were from the same guy and anonymous, so I deleted them. This one was not anonymous, so I couldn't delete it, but I reported it as abuse and am waiting to hear if he's gonna be banned. ^^

This was left for my Jurassic Park slash fic, "Out Of Luck". Was also the first review of that fic. It sort of freaked me out, because that fic was the first I've found of the fandom and pairing. But now I've got a bunch of glowing reviews, so I can laugh. Will you join me? ^^

Matt15086
ok dude u must be seriously gay! Cause men and men do NOT kiss what so ever! That is the sickest thing ever! No wonder no one has reivewed this fic. GUYS ARE ONLY SUPPOSE TO LIKE GIRLS! THERE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE GAY! THAT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG! so please don't put up anymore gay fic's again person! :)

When I replied, the first thing I said? "I'm FEMALE dumbass". Also loved the smiley face at the end, as if that makes his entire homophobic rant okay. I hope he never gets laid....